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Something Silly This Way Comes... 
3rd-May-2012 11:06 am
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We the people of Demented, Inc...

...in order to form a more chaotic union...

...and to say thanks to each, all, and every Patron of the Chaotic Arts who read, who buy, who donate, who comment, who encourage, and who, most importantly, make us giggle...

...do so humbly offer a tiny tale of chaotic shenanigans for your enjoyment.

May it be crazy, amusing, with just the hint of, as you might expect...

Demented.

Much love & congrats to the winning 2012 April-May Chaotic Patron of the Arts.



Once upon a time, there was a hat...



...who very much wanted to be useful to its beloved master. It dreamed of the time when it could be filled with purpose.

One day, the hat's master snatched it off its usual perch atop a black leopard's head...



...and, while humming, took the hat for a walk into the master's room of eating. There, the hat was turned upon its back, and the master went about shaving a sheet of white parchment into strips.



The hat was very excited, as this looked like something very important to master, who was smiling and chuckling in the way master often did when master thought no one could hear.

Holding its breath, the hat waited until master was done, and then tried to contain its sheer, unbridled glee when master began to put each of the little pieces into its embrace, nesting them away for what was obviously temporary safe keeping until the next phase of master's scheme.



The hat was taken in the master's chambers, where it trembled and lay holding the pieces for master for a full spin of the sun. The master was obviously very busy, and the hat would never wish to disturb master's plans, as they were always important and evidently to involve the hat.

When the hour grew late, and the darkness rose beyond the openings of master's walls, master returned in full formal attire. The hat could do nothing but squeak in that silent, fabric-ey manner it preferred, for the master picked up the hat, and what followed would forever be imprinted on the hat as the best, most important, deliriously sumptuous, and entirely unexpected night of the hat's existence...



...it is said that the hat has returned to its usual perch, much spent, thoroughly sated, and still resting after its ordeal.

But it is a very... very... happy hat.

THE END.

~*~
Much love & congrats to our winner!
♥Demented Dee
Comments 
3rd-May-2012 11:08 am (UTC)
*giggles far too much*

YAY FOR HAPPY HATS!

Ahem.

And congratulations to Kyuubi!! Hope she enjoys her prize!

Edited at 2012-05-03 03:14 pm (UTC)
3rd-May-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
I hope she does, too!

And yes... happy... hats.

XD
3rd-May-2012 11:19 am (UTC)
This is so amazing and absolutely hilarious! I can only hope that next month is nearly as entertaining. (and I haven't already watched this several times...not at all!)
3rd-May-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
So YOU'RE the kind soul driving my views into the double digits!

XD

Thank you. ♥
3rd-May-2012 05:56 pm (UTC)
Wonderful! *smiling*
Perfect song for your stunning performance & incredibly lucky hat. *coughs*


Kyuubi, congrats! *throws tiny penis shaped confetti*
: D



3rd-May-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
WOO HOO CONFETTI!

Thank yoooou!

(And the hat says "hi.")
5th-May-2012 12:43 pm (UTC)
OMG, I would donate just to get to see another video next month! That was priceless. Well done, and brava.

I am new to your fics, and was led here by Liralen's pimpage post - I spent two very enjoyable late nights reading your wonderful "Flood" stories, which I will comment on shortly. I look forward to reading more of your works in the future, and will friend you, if you don't mind!

(I'll PM you with my RL name so you know who it is that the PP donation is from, since it isn't sent via my helliongoddess email address.)
6th-May-2012 12:24 pm (UTC)
Hi there!

Good to see you feeling better, as I saw a post by a friend of yours giving your friends list an update on how you were doing.

Also good to see you 'round these parts and reading, and even better that you like what you've found!

The current donation prize is a story starring Lucian Gray and Shea Ollivander from Liralen and my book, Winter's Knight. FYI. I'll be sending along a copy shortly.

Also, if you enjoyed "Flood," I highly recommend Closet Games, Getaway, "Willow," and "Afterparty." They're all set in Monoshizukanohi, but you don't have to know jack about the world, really, in order to enjoy them. My AU tends to be written so that readers don't need knowledge of the original manga/anime to like 'em, nor do they need a real working knowledge of *my* world to enjoy 'em. At least, that's the goal. =)

Anyway, all the babbling aside, just very happy you're here and thank you so much for the kind words and support!
6th-May-2012 12:30 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Liralen also gave me a couple of suggestions where to get started with your cooperative works, and I am still only about 2/3rd's of the way through Twin Souls, so it looks like I've got my reading assignments set for quite some time! (Which is a good thing!)

Edited at 2012-05-06 04:30 pm (UTC)
9th-May-2012 10:33 pm (UTC)
In celebration of the fabulous hat trick (hawt, bb!) and kyuubi's win (of which I am in no way envious, yeah), I popped over to Amazon and bought the tree-killer versions of the books. :) Slightly disappointed to find they won't be in my hands until the end of the month though. Not very big on the whole denial thing.
14th-May-2012 02:06 pm (UTC)
*grumbles something about the printer being too damned slow for life*

Ahem.

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